Name–Charles HoneyDick Age–22 yrs old Height- 9 ft 10” Jobs Before-Male prostitute, dick fo cash yo Family–Nicholas Cage (Dog) Origin–Born in a vagina Tools–Flint and Steel, Pickaxe, Shovel, Spade, Revolver, dildo, TNT. August 8th 1851 News have finally reached America that huge gold deposits have been found in a strange place called Australia. My brother Nicholas and I have bought a ticket to sail on a small boat to Australia. I just can't wait to set sail and seek for my fortune. We have finally set sail! I have never stepped outside of America. The adrenaline is rushing through me!
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July 29th 1852 Whoa!! I can see Australia!! I am just minutes away from stepping onto a new country. I have checked out and marched to the shop. I opened my map and found out that I was in South Australia. I now have to walk 1000km to Ballarat.
August 5th 1852 I have finally reached Ballarat. I went on to buy a horse so I didn’t have to walk to the gold fields. At the shop I made two new friends, Paul Nathan and Mark Thierry. They were also from America. Paul said that we should buy a huge carriage with a bedroom and two horses. We agreed and we dished out all our money. So off we go to the goldfields!! We found our spot near a creek and we started to set up. My brother and I started to set up. We made a big fire and started to cook some mutton while Paul collected some clean water. Mark then started to make a mine shaft. Its nearly nightfall and Mark has made a small mineshaft five meters deep and five meters wide. He found 10 oz of gold. I called everyone in for dinner and we all sat down near the fire. I took the first bite of the mutton and I was surprised it actually tastes great. Better than anything my mom used to cook me.
August 13th 1852 Today was a brilliant day!!! I found 24 oz of gold and Paul found 19 oz of gold.
September 13th 1852 We haven’t found much gold after that glorious day. We are going low on food and water. I wish we had never bought such an expensive carriage. Paul made us to buy it.
September 20th 1852 Our gold count is 123 oz of gold. Not too much for a month and a half days of work.
September 30th 1852 We spent most of our gold on new tools, more bread, mutton and we even got some tea. Some flavour instead of just plain water. Have just 6 oz left. We must work harder.
November 12th 1852 I hate those bushrangers. Those darn, hairy bushrangers. They stole nearly our whole loot! Have only 2 oz of gold left. And guess what my gang and I have to get a new Miner’s Licence in two days! Just great.
November 14th 1852 Today’s the day that we must get a new licence. And to complicate things today there’s a licence inspection! My friends and I creeped through the bushes. November 15th 1852i realized how gay i am and want mad sex with my fellow men!also while we were in the bushes we mad this www.meatspin.com November 69th 1852The Black indiginous population have noticably bigger genitalia than us white folk. We must destroy them! i luv men. Novemer 70th 1852 Attacking the blacks was a bad idea, they severly destroyed are arseholes, stole our chicken, played basketball and drank our grape soda while riding away on our bicycles
Age –22 yrs old
Height - 9 ft 10”
Jobs Before -Male prostitute, dick fo cash yo
Family –Nicholas Cage (Dog)
Origin – Born in a vagina
Tools – Flint and Steel, Pickaxe, Shovel, Spade, Revolver, dildo, TNT.
August 8th 1851
News have finally reached America that huge gold deposits have been found in a strange place called Australia. My brother Nicholas and I have bought a ticket to sail on a small boat to Australia. I just can't wait to set sail and seek for my fortune.
We have finally set sail! I have never stepped outside of America. The adrenaline is rushing through me!
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July 29th 1852
Whoa!! I can see Australia!! I am just minutes away from stepping onto a new country. I have checked out and marched to the shop. I opened my map and found out that I was in South Australia. I now have to walk 1000km to Ballarat.
August 5th 1852
I have finally reached Ballarat. I went on to buy a horse so I didn’t have to walk to the gold fields. At the shop I made two new friends, Paul Nathan and Mark Thierry. They were also from America. Paul said that we should buy a huge carriage with a bedroom and two horses. We agreed and we dished out all our money. So off we go to the goldfields!!
We found our spot near a creek and we started to set up. My brother and I started to set up. We made a big fire and started to cook some mutton while Paul collected some clean water. Mark then started to make a mine shaft.
Its nearly nightfall and Mark has made a small mineshaft five meters deep and five meters wide. He found 10 oz of gold. I called everyone in for dinner and we all sat down near the fire. I took the first bite of the mutton and I was surprised it actually tastes great. Better than anything my mom used to cook me.
August 13th 1852
Today was a brilliant day!!! I found 24 oz of gold and Paul found 19 oz of gold.
September 13th 1852
We haven’t found much gold after that glorious day. We are going low on food and water. I wish we had never bought such an expensive carriage. Paul made us to buy it.
September 20th 1852
Our gold count is 123 oz of gold. Not too much for a month and a half days of work.
September 30th 1852
We spent most of our gold on new tools, more bread, mutton and we even got some tea. Some flavour instead of just plain water. Have just 6 oz left. We must work harder.
November 12th 1852
I hate those bushrangers. Those darn, hairy bushrangers. They stole nearly our whole loot! Have only 2 oz of gold left. And guess what my gang and I have to get a new Miner’s Licence in two days! Just great.
November 14th 1852
Today’s the day that we must get a new licence. And to complicate things today there’s a licence inspection! My friends and I creeped through the bushes.
November 15th 1852i realized how gay i am and want mad sex with my fellow men!also while we were in the bushes we mad this www.meatspin.com
November 69th 1852The Black indiginous population have noticably bigger genitalia than us white folk. We must destroy them! i luv men.
Novemer 70th 1852
Attacking the blacks was a bad idea, they severly destroyed are arseholes, stole our chicken, played basketball and drank our grape soda while riding away on our bicycles